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Shapeshifting owl is seven separate flavors of awesomesauce

This is the Best Owl Ever. If he’s just chilling on a tree branch, he looks normal. Bring a beefier owl around and he puffs up into Hulk Owl. Show him a taller owl and he transforms into Evil Count …...

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Super-powered mutant Avenger of the ocean: The Mighty Cuttlefish

I understand an octopus, a squid and a clam. Clams have shells. Squids and octopuses (octopi?) have tentacles and such. But this alien beast has a shell — inside its body. The cuttlefish’s bone is made...

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Photo of the Day: The otter abides

There’s something about otters that’s inherently interesting. They’re like water-cats, but as playful as dogs. If you’ve visited aquariums or zoos with a glass shebang that lets you see them, they’ll...

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True facts about the Mantis Shrimp

This. So much this. If you haven’t seen his other videos, they’re all worthwhile. He does a beautiful impression of Morgan Freeman narrating, and the writing for each video is spot-on. I salute you,...

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An ode to Joy (the Cat)

Joy the Cat inspecting alien technology. Joy will never read this, because she skipped school all of her 18 years and the authorities never caught her for truancy. SHE WAS … Continue reading →

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31 brand new animal species discovered by amateur naturalists

As a pookie, it felt perfectly natural to learn about gorillas, pythons and such from hour-long documentaries starring a kind, grandfatherly gentlemen bankrolled by an insurance company in Nebraska....

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Why the best weird news stories involve glorious karmic payback

If something really crazy happens, like the recent story from Georgia involving the heist of $98,000 worth of ramen noodles, then yeah, that’s weird news. But it’s not the BEST kind of weird news,...

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Unlikely animal friends will restore your faith in the world

Because we’re apparently living in a reality show dystopia, and watching the news can put you in therapy, take a little break to watch this video. Then cuddle your cat, play with your dog or befriend a...

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Here’s your nightmare fuel for the day: Ancient crocodile that ran like an...

Crocodiles and alligators today are scary enough. Crazy, right? Picture this: prehistoric crocs that sprinted after you on two legs, like an ostrich. It’s like a croc crossed with a T-Rex, and this is...

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Here’s your nightmare fuel for the day: Ancient crocodile that ran like an...

Crocodiles and alligators today are scary enough. Crazy, right? Picture this: prehistoric crocs that sprinted after you on two legs, like an ostrich. It’s like a croc crossed with a T-Rex, and this is...

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